50 Cent Wants You To Eat Pu**y!

Well, 50 Cent has conditioned the laborious way that this hyper-PC world we're living in doesn't make any sensation of humor. No, the fellow made an explicit joke on Twitter back a week ago that went like this:"If you a man and your over 25 and you don't eat pu**y just kill your self damn it. The earth will be a best place. Lol."Seems reasonably harmless doesn't it? WRONG!

It apparently implies that all gay men should commit suicide. The man is pissed right off at him. Doesn't he acknowledge that Tyler Clementi, a gay teenager, just killed himself after his roommate Dharun Ravi and fellow student Molly Wei video-recordd him having sex with another male and posted the tape on the web? So yesterday he had to do some damage control by explaining that he never meant to make an "anti-gay statement":"The early night I made a jest about a snow job. My male followers enjoyed it. So I then went on to laugh about women receiving the same," 50 Cent started. "Somehow they turned a mere joke about oral sex into a anti gay statement.""I take aught against people who take an alternative lifestyle in fact i've publicly stated my mom loved women. It's funny how people think negative statements are news suitable but positive statements are not worthy of coverage."Lost in all of this meaninglessness is, of course, the fact that all of the women of the world are lining up to make the man a medal. Because we men are notoriously lame about pleasuring our ladies. I mean, excepting you and me of course. My ladies always get 3 seconds of everlasting bliss before I turn the football game back on. Anyways, since we're on the subject - after the split are NSFW 5 Top Tips on. erm. eating out. Enjoy! Top 5 Cunnilingus Tips From The Cunnilingus Tutor.com:1. Start slow Don't be in a rush to approach her clit. Kiss, nibble, and draw on her mouth, her breasts, her thighs. Like any sex act, she needs to be relaxed and set before you start getting serious. Even when you do give it down there, kiss and work and sucking on all of her, not only her clit. Her labia need attention too, and many women love having a tongue pushed up inside of them. 2. Find the button You want to rule the place near or on her clit that is "only ripe" for her, the region that, with every leaf of your tongue, sends surges of joy through her body. No, we're not going to make you a picture, or discover a roadmap. The better way to get it is only to ask her. Each woman is somewhat different in how she wants to be stimulated, so separate her to give you guidance as your explore her nether regions. Note: some women find direct clitoral stimulation too intense. You want to convey to see the way to get her best.3. Relax your tongue Many men tense up their tongues and click the tip furiously against her clit. That's all wrong. A relaxed tongue will do the trick better, using the broad flat part, whether you picture it or just bob your head.4. Use your men Your hands are free, so use them! A short finger-fucking is a big complement to clitoral stimulation. You can also caress her labia, lubed up with her own juices, of course. If you're an adventuresome couple, even try putting a thumb or two up her ass. However, be measured not to put them anywhere about the vagina after that. A couple of latex gloves and water-based lube will definitely come in handy. 5. Get down to business Once you've gotten her emotional and figured out her hot spots, it's time to get down to business. Flick your knife with a steady rhythm over her clit. Don't stop, and don't modify the rhythm. That's the key to making her come: patience and a steady stroke. Don't vary things too much, and for goodness sake, don't ask her "did you come yet?" Let her fall naturally into an intense, mind-blowing orgasm